If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
What is another word for a thesaurus?
If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?
(Source: mikmaaac)
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom:
- Brother:
- Mom:
- Brother:
- Mom:
- Me:
I love when I’m texting someone for hours so I stop checking who it is when my phone goes off and just open the text and get totally confused because its from someone else on a totally unrelated topic haha :P
“I finally saw the pilot episode for Victorious, and the first puppet they use for Rex was really frightening.”
(Source: nicke1odeonconfessions)

